10-If the signature on your training certificate says Giv’um Lumps Johnson
9-your idea of an advance is making a pass at the opposite sex
8-the terms detail lead or shift lead mean a dance step
7-if your suit coat has more buttons than 3 of the guys on your team put together.
6-when someone screams contact right, you turn and go to contact them
5-you sleep with your sunglasses on just to be ready in case the client needs to leave quickly
4-your hero is Kevin Costner.
3-upon arrival you tell the protectee, “wait right here until we park the car”
2-when you’re down to 2 lives left out of the 9 you started with
The number 1 reason you know you need more training
When you ask the client if you can stop for a coffee before his first meeting
